Ducks Are Messed Up: A Study, Bitch

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

(Source: rigginsrigs)

Im so mad im gonna kill you and you wont be allowed back in because you’re a corpse and thats gross.

agentotter:

islandofmisfitt0ys:

deviantfemme:

pratfall:

how to dress for your shape: are you human? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want

Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.

how to get a bikini body:
put a bikini on your body

Want to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.

holypeaches:

he watched me and i my feet
maybe the world was waiting
but the more i stalled
the more the silence seemed
annoyed

we watched each other
move
he whispered
‘just focus on what you know’
i blinked at him wearily
‘i am’
he lulled
‘just do what you know’
i slowly heaved
weakly croaked
‘i am’

i’d lost all feeling in my hands
maybe from the disconnect
maybe from the vents
but the more i stalled
the less i felt myself 

(Source: 17yroldghost)

svveden:

look at all the water in the ocean i bet there’s like 13 water at least

youthpenis:

do you ever sit in class during a test and flip your paper extra loud to let all the basic bitches know that you’re the beyonce of your class because i do